Step 2: When receiving your Government Mandated Free Groping, perform the following maneuver. Man or woman, it doesn't matter, have fun with it - the louder and more over the top, (and men, if you can put on a lisp, go for it,) the better!
There is absolutely NOTHING a weak, ineffectual, impotent, loser Government Employee hates MORE than being made to look like the total trash heap that he/she is. NOTHING.
Disclaimer - I take NO responsibility for any reactions you may receive for trying this approach in a security line, to include (but not limited to):
- Being beaten within an inch of your life by TSA thugs.
- Being interrogated for hours by TSA losers for spurious reasons.
- Being arrested.
- Being fined $11,000 for refusing to be sexually assaulted
- Being tea-bagged by those that profess to hate "teabaggers" (or Tea Partiers - see Sarah Palin and friends).
- Actual attempted sexual contact by the TSA deviant that is feeling up you and your child.
- Or any other repercussion visited upon you by the tyrannical leeches, degenerates, and powermongers that comprise the true underclass that is the Federal or local State Government these days.
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