Sunday, May 17, 2009

Finally! Political Dissident Control!

Saudi 'Killer Chip' Implant Would Track, Eliminate Undesirables

Are you having problems with Right Wing Extremists, Iraq/Afghanistan War Veterans, and annoying "teabaggers" protesting your right to take and destroy their hard-earned wealth? Dissidents throwing bricks through the windows of your party's headquarters with quaint references to that silly Constitution on them?

Worry no more! Now, with our new Sure-Kill Dissident Removers you too can ensure you know exactly where those patriotic scum are, and remove them with a simple push of a button!

And if you act now, we'll throw in the Rapid Inject chip application system for free! Just pay shipping and handling.

Supplies are going fast, call now! Obama would be a fool to pass this one up.

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